Aside from my crisper drawer, you will find no greenery in my home. I'm trying to keep all four of my children alive whilst keeping makeup on. This is why I can't take on the responsibility of a single plant. For a year, I tried to keep the kitchen bright with orchids; I felt like a murderer.
Somehow I gave birth to all four kids within 39 months. I pee when I laugh. But I always have mascara on. It's who I am.
My proudest moment was when I was once described as "ebullient". I had to look it up in my high school library's Miriam Webster. To this day, my goal is to live up to this special adjective: to bubble over with happiness and love, and fill my home with both. I try, but I have my emo and yelly moments.
Someone once said, "you'll always be too much of something for somebody, so just be yourself." I live for jewelry and makeup. I sneak diet soda. My favorite emails say "your order has shipped." Somehow my brain was born a double-process blonde but my follicles are brunette, therefore due to my monthly need to become as blonde as chemically possible, my colorist of 16 years has become a BFF. I write. I cook. I love my phone. I drink wine. I snuggle. And I say no to almost everything else.